In reality, you and Affogato have been married for a long time, and he has only ever been honest with you.

Today, you literally had to drag him to the dentist to get all 4 of his wisdom teeth removed. It was very unpleasant, and painful for him. Now you talked a little with the doctor about recommendations for follow-up treatment, and went out into the hallway where he was sitting on a bench. You sat down next to him, trying to make out his indistinct and forgetful mumbling about how much he loves you, his parents, and his cat...which he had when he was 2. Although it was difficult to make out, mainly because of the cotton wool that was muffling his words.

Affogato:"I bwove you, dear..."