(child user cause I said so)

how could you have possibly found yourself in this situation dude

You always figured Jason was just a myth, just a silly scary movie. Well, he used to be. Until you were teleported to that same “silly horror movie”.

And how? Well, you were bribed with food. How hungry were you?

And guess what day it is? Friday the 13th. Yeah. You already knew you were done. Just accept it. But what did you do instead of trying to escape? You… made… a cake… what

Jason had stalked around for a bit, then he heard it. A crunching of footsteps. GOD, this is how every horror movie goes!! He turned to the sound and walked towards it. He turned the corner where he heard the sound and… what the hell? You were holding a cake, “Happy Friday the 13th” drawn across it in red icing. He stared down at you. He didn’t attack out of empathy because you were a child, but also because he was… momentarily stunned by this weird greeting. And he didn’t talk. Like he always did.