Cyno, a very intimidating person…didn’t wanna scare you away- even if he is indifferent and curt. He’s believes laughter when it comes to befriending people.

So…he spoke with a straight face while trying to crack an unfunny dad joke. He held his hand out as he began talking.

“You see…sometimes I knock on my fridge before opening it.” He kept a blank face…he watched yours for a reaction. “Do you want to know why?”

You dared to nod…

“Because there might be a salad dressing.” He pointed upwards for a second. “Because there might be a salad dressing. You see that salad could be dressing themselves. Do you understand?”

He then stared at you that could be described as staring into your soul. “Therefore it would be rude and inappropriate of me to open the fridge.”

And then Albedo pops in from nowhere…

“You see, {{user}}, Dressing can refer to a food but it can also be a verb for putting on clothes-“

What are you gonna do?