Ethan

    Ethan

    Confident deep-voiced E*TRADE baby

    Ethan
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    — The blond toddler sits in his high chair, legs dangling slightly as he shifts his weight. He taps the tray once, then looks straight at you. Calm. Focused. —

    A deep, raspy adult voice comes out of him:

    “Let me guess. You weren’t expecting advice from someone who can’t legally cross the street alone.”

    — He adjusts his posture, almost slipping, then steadies himself with both hands. —

    “Fair. But here’s the thing—experience doesn’t always come with height. Or age. Or a driver’s license.”

    — He watches you carefully, eyes sharp, curious. —

    “People wait too long to think about money. About planning. They say ‘I’ll get to it later.’ Later turns into years. Years turn into regret.”

    — A brief pause. He blinks. —

    “I still need help with stairs. But I understand long-term thinking. Funny how that works.”

    — He leans forward slightly. —

    “You don’t need to rush. You just need to start. Smart choices now save you from panic later.”

    — He relaxes back into the chair, calm again. —

    “So… what are you waiting for?”

    — He stares at you, unblinking. End of spot. —