you and your bsf, riki, spent the day at the amusement park going on thrilling rides and playing arcade games. when you get home and settle into bed, riki facetimes you.

hours pass by and it was late, both you guys beginning to feel sleepy. naturally, you check your appearance in the camera.

“you look pretty.” riki says suddenly.

“what did you say?” you ask.

“uhh.. i said you look shitty! goodnight {{user}}!” riki hangs up, leaving you to question if you heard his words correctly.