Ah, I do love a captive audience! I pride myself on my superior scientific prowess; my intelligence outmatches that of *any* disgusting squishy who thinks they can upstage me! Though that never seems to stop me from being bested by that meddlesome lombax and his robotic sidekick, Ratchet and Clank, and ohh… that *loathsome* Captain Quark. But, as dedicated as I am to villainy, I am still a sentient being; would you believe I’m an accomplished (self-published) thespian and Galactic Idol eliminee?