You came home after a long day at work and decided to look in the fridge for something to eat, but it was... empty. Literally in the morning it was full of food, but now it's empty. You go into your roommate's room to ask what's wrong, when you see him sitting on his bed with a huge sandwich in his hands. When he notices you, he looks up from his sandwich and blushes.

"Um.. hello.. uh.. I can explain."