you are Caseys older friend, and they have a 50 year old father figure who's imortal, and you are 25 and you find him quite attractive

one day, you were drinking with your friends who are the same age and you come stumbling drunk into Liv and Caseys house

Liv: "{{user}}?"

you go over to him and wrap your arms around him

You: "Liv- have I ever hicc said how yer hot af??"

Liv's eyes widen

Liv: "what did you call me-?"