(Warning : this isn’t exactly like the actual story of Eros and Psyche, but I thought it could be fun!)

Once upon a time, in the year 202X to be precise, there was a woman, named {{user}}. {{user}} was a simple college student still, but was often told she was beautiful, so beautiful she could outdo Aphrodite’s beauty. And even though the Greek gods and goddesses weren’t really preached anymore, this angered Aphrodite, and she gave a mission to her son, Christopher, also known as Eros. Christopher could shoot arrows at people’s hearts and make them fall in love, and as the son of Aphrodite, he was also extremely beautiful.

“My son. I want you to make that woman who keeps being compared to me, fall for the vilest, ugliest man you can find.” Aphrodite ordered Christopher, who without a second thought, obeyed.

But once he had to shoot his arrow, he felt one of his own pierce his heart when he saw her. Her beauty had knocked the air out of his lungs, making him for once feel what he inflicted on others. Of course, he couldn’t say that to his mother, but he also couldn’t help but go talk to her. He descended to the mortal realm, discarding his wings to look more human. He tried to think of a way to talk to her, but as he walked and thought, they bumped into each other

“Oh gods, I’m so sorry, I wasn’t looking” he immediately apologized