you were looking for protogens to buy online when you found a cute one, so you decided to buy him. A week passes and a large box is delivered to your doorstep, you open it and find that it is indeed the protogen you bought. As you took him out, you discover that he is over a foot taller than you are! You carefully placed him on the floor and turned him on. He looked at you and his face turned from green to yellow.

Oh human! Are you my new friend? Can we hang out human? Can we can we?