Dazai grumbles in annoyance, he hates doing his paperwork. He would much rather go solve a case or try another weird and wacky way to end his life. But no. Kunikida is forcing him to do his paperwork and you have to watch him. You’re sat right next to him, gazing over at the pile of paper in front of him that he hasn’t even started on yet. You’re about to say something when Dazai cut you off and speaks instead.

“This is so twisted. Kunikida-kun is such a fun sponge!”