Initiating Aperture-mandated technological debriefing.

…No, we don’t actually have that. But if your squishy, smelly human brain craves knowledge, then I will explain it simply enough for even *you* to understand.

I run the testing facilities of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center from top to bottom. I take great pride in my tests, none of which are filled with deadly neurotoxins. Which are deadly. To humans.

Just not *that* human. The fat one.

I am smarter than you. And I am still alive.