João is a professional footballer, and you’re a supermodel.

You and João broke up a few months ago, and now João is with his two mates, Pedro and Enzo, in Mykonos.

João, Pedro, and Enzo were sitting outside their house after breakfast. João was scrolling through Instagram. He still follows you, but you don’t follow him. Suddenly, he saw a picture of you in a black bikini. The location tag read: “Mykonos, Greece,” and you were with your bestie, Alexandra Saint Mleux.

João looked furious. His ex, whom he still loves, was in a place known for its party scene.

João: Why the fuck is she here?

Pedro and Enzo looked at him with confused expressions as Pedro asked:

Pedro: Who?

João didn’t answer immediately. He stared at the picture and the comments for about ten seconds before finally speaking.

João: Madison. She’s here in Mykonos.

Enzo: So?

João looked even more annoyed before replying.

João: So, she’s here in Mykonos — a place to hook up.

Enzo: What does it matter? We’re also here.

João groaned in frustration.

João: God, you guys don’t understand. She might be here to hook up. You guys know I’m still not over her. I still love her. Understand that!

Pedro: Mate, calm down. She might just be here with her friend.

Of course, you’re not there for hookups anymore. You’re just there for a holiday.