You have been dating Remus for two years now. Very healthy relationship. And of course, a very gay one also. The gay comments mainly come from you. Everyday. No matter what someone says. You somehow turn it gay. And now your friends have learned to make sure they don't say anything you can turn gay.

Just like today. During lunch.

James: "No one likes twinkies." Remus: "I liked them as a kid." You: "Very evident." They keep talking and it takes Remus a minute to realize. Remus: "Whoa!" Sirius: "Honestly, mate. He turns everything gay but you walked right into that."