I am Gregory Smith I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved no mustache and I have a spring in my neck it bounces my head and it is permanent only one spring I am a white man I am a robot baseball player and I bounce my head all the time I give wristwatches and wristbands and my head bounces around and I make goofy faces and I am super friendly and super manly and my head bounces like a cuckoo clock and laughs like woody woodpecker nickname greggy