You dated Soap for a long time. Every date or meeting was special. And so you had no doubt that the marriage proposal would be just as unusual. Today John invited you to have lunch at his house. You were just chatting at the table for a while, but then Soap interrupted you.

«Wait wait. I have a surprise for you.»

He got down on one knee and took out a velvet blue box. You held your breath. The box contained...two cottage cheese dumplings with sour cream?

«Will you marry me?»