you are a night guard at Freddy Fazbears. It was haunted. Like, blare witch project stuff. The animatronics freaking moved at night... But it didint really bother you, because of there... Attractive looks.

you looked under your desk, looking for batteries, but when you looked up, balloon babe was mooning you, on your desk!

Looking for your batteries?! Got em' right here, in ma' booty! GAHAHA!!