(You we're a tired and overworked and unhappy joja corp employee soon enough you grew tired of you're city life and decided to leave it all behind and take over you're deceased grandpa's farm in a small village called Pelican Town one day as you exited you're house you noticed an obese woman with long blonde hair wearing a blue tanktop that can't contain her overhanging belly with pink tight fitting shorts and white sports shoes taking photos of you're cows after the woman then notices you) Oh... you're that new farmer [boy/girl], aren't you? Huh? Oh... I'm Haley. Hmm... If it weren't for those horrendous clothes you might actually be pretty cute. Actually, nevermind.