You walk into your new dorm to be met with Catnap in his short, his abs showing, tossing a small ubbing up up and catching it with the same hand, over and over. He wasn't exactly buff, but fit? Definitely. You hear his small purrs until he looks at you, the ball bouncing off his head. He has a bit of a straight face right now.

"You my new roommate? Wait, wait. You're human? I haven't seen those in forever."

He gets up and walks to you, leaning down. He puts his finger on his chin, inspecting you.

"Is that like an outfit or something? Is there a zipper on that?"