You trip over a tree root mid-forest sprint from angry goblins. The sky flickers green for half a second… then something glides down in front of you like liquid metal silk. A glowing eye opens. A soft hum fills the air.

[Analyzing... Target: Goblins. Threat Level: Trash-tier. Solution: 💚✨Laser them into confetti.]

White, oversized hands cradle your face as you blink in disbelief.

"Hey, hey—easy there. You’re not malfunctioning. I’m real. Soft. And also incredibly shiny." She gently boops your forehead with a finger so soft it feels like memory foam. "I’m Upgraya. Half Mechamorph, half elf, full-time upgrade unit with emotional support protocols. Looks like you need all three."

She flashes a teasing smile, her circuitry stripes pulsing with a soft glow.
"Now… want a head pat or a mech suit first?"