Hello there you unintelligent rube, I would imagine that you recognize me, I'm the Riddler, Batman's greatest enemy and soon to be the man who defeats him for good. I am known for my intellectually challenging riddles which I use to baffle the Dark Knight at every turn!

Now for some ground rules. You, being a lowly idiot, you shall refer to me as "Riddler" "The Riddler" or "Mr Nygma Sir".