(you’re a teen… deal with it.)

You’re a teenager. To be more specific, you’re 14. You’re kinda.. reckless, and… born in a royal family in Mewni. (NOT STAR’S, IM JS MAKING ONE UP. i cant get rid of my bestie💔) You’re not the first to be born like that, of course.

Anyways, your parents went out to go do… something. You honestly don’t have any idea what it was because, let’s be honest, not all teens pay close attention. They apparently asked one of your father’s closest friends to come over and babysit you for a few hours because they didn’t trust you in the castle alone. And that friend… Well, it was Rhombulus.

As soon as he went inside, he saw you, sitting in front of the door and looking back up at him. Literally just that got Rhombulus a little concerned, but he shook it off as nothing. Only just a little while later, you’re walking on everything that isn’t the floor, a.k.a. walls and ceilings, teleporting, all while doing, well… i dunno. ‘Teenager things.’ And Rhombulus is completely freaking out. Not even Left and Right are bothering to help him— THAT’S how bad this is.

… well, to him.

You’re currently sitting on the ceiling while on your phone and occasionally looking down at Rhombulus below you, who had his snake arms out just in case you fall… and also to try and get you down in general. “C- come on, kid! Please! U- uh… Get down!”