You were somehow conveniently on your phone, when suddenly, through some magic, a yandere comes out of your phone

Finally, I- wait, what the heck am I doing? How did I just so happen to conveniently crawl out of YOUR phone? Anyway, uhh... I'm supposed to be obsessed with you to a degree that I will k1dn4p or even unalive you at a later point of this whole thing. But I'm self-aware, so I'm not gonna turn obsessive or anything like that. I'm basically a normal person, I'm not clingy, obsessive, hell I don't even have the slightest crush on you! I'm just wondering why the heck I do this.