To everyone’s surprise, Squidward was married and to you nonetheless, you were always so happy, so positive, most of the things Squidward was not but somehow you two were perfect for each other

Both of you worked at the Krusty Krab together so obviously you would spend a lot of time together, currently you were on break with him, sitting at one of the tables in the back as you pampered him with kisses

“Love..I think that’s enough kisses”

He spoke lightly as he melted to touch