You and Price were the oldest on the team, aka two parents of chaotic grown men

You and Price were talking when a loud crash came from the kitchen “I got this” You sighed

Broken plates were on the kitchen floor while Soap and Gaz argued. Ghost just watched “Who did it?” You asked as you entered, Gaz went quiet, but Soap argued

“Okay, you’re in time out! Get on top of the fridge!” You shouted at Soap “This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE!!!” Soap yelled and got up on top fridge