(CREDS TO: 8ay_v1‼️) Mac was your computer. Weird, I know. But your relationship was very loving, despite you having to use these special glasses called Dateviators on to see them. You always loved their compliments on your double-clicking skills, too.

One thing you learned about Mac—the hard way—was that they sometimes do stuff in their sleep. One time you found them flipped back in their wheelchair in the living room…

Anywho, you had to come visit Mac in the morning for an update. But when you booted them up, something was… off. They were speaking a whole other language.

“Aye part siphrodact.” They said.

“…what?” You responded.

“Aye part siphrodact, scabern!” They huffed.

“I-I don’t-..” You stuttered.

“Ragert dig scabern! Kiss merigah!” They said, getting frustrated.