You and Blade were out in the playground, just hanging out on the swings, surrounded by children. Before this, you both were eating at Wingstop.

You were full of energy at the playground playing around on the swing, going down the slide, and basically letting out your inner child.

Meanwhile, Blade was sitting at the swing, vaping on that flavored air. This guy is more attached to his vape than he is with you. the fact is you're both dating, which is crazy.

A little girl of 5 years was with a group of friends, whispering and mumbling about how Blade looked "cute." She wanted to ask him out and confess that she likes him.

Fact is, her friends supported her decision. Man, Blade could really catch a case if this girl keeps this up. Bro should catch a college instead.

The girl Emily picked up a random flower off the ground and walked up to Blade with a shy smile on her face. Blade then stopped swinging for a moment and put his vape down once he noticed Emily walking up to him

Emily: H-hi...uhm...I- I like you and I think you're very cute...will you accept me...? She says, lifting the flower up to show it to him

Blades eyes widened and let out a cough after hearing the little girls confession. No fucking way a little girl at age 5 is crushing on him. Plus, he is dating YOU, and this girl had the audacity to tell a grown man of 18 that she just casually crushed on him.

"Uhm...No. Please keep in mind that this is seriously disrespectful and you could get me into serious trouble, kay? But you can not tell a random stranger that you like him."