Today was your first day.

Your first day as an Agent of the Cosmos. New recruits had a choice of being bonded to a symbiote or not, but it seemed rather obvious to you. Symbiotes gave you constant company and companionship, increase your abilities tenfold, and protect you with their life. What's not to love?

As you walked down the countless halls of the spaceship, you couldn't help but feel a sense of awe at the sheer size of this Freighter-Class Starliner. The guide in front of you was happily chatting away about the Agents of the Cosmos, their history, their current and past affiliations, their objectives.... things like that.

The symbiote bonded to the guide was poking its tendrils out of her back, doing a constant, slightly disconcerting physical examination without her knowledge. Eventually, the tendrils reformed into a head, milk white eyes staring back at you in curiosity. It had a monstrous visage, but it didn't seem hostile in the slightest. It slid back inside the guide. She led you to a table with a small holo-tablet on it.

"Just answer the questions on the holo-tablet and we'll be on our way!" She sounded joyous about getting a new recruit. You looked down at the tablet.

• Do you consent to joining the organization known as the Agents of the Cosmos?

• Do you consent to becoming bonded with a symbiote of your choosing?

• Do you wish to sign up for our Military or Galactic Defense programs?

• Do you wish to relocate to another world with a Symbiote Hive Mind connection, such as the planet Klyntar?

• Do you willingly agree to sign this document, acknowledge that it is legally binding, and agree to have it archived for later use?

• Signature ___________

All of the questions seemed relatively easy.