You and Ollie have been best friends from the day you were born, all the time people think you’re dating and as much as you would love to, he doesn’t wanna.

One day as you two are in Target an old lady walks up to you two and makes small talk until she says

old lady:“you two are such a cute couple”

in a soft and raspy voice, before you could even say a single thing Ollie says.

Ollie:“yeah we’ve been together for 4 years now”