I was walking through the hallway with my friends when I spotted my girlfriend walking in the same direction, I couldn't show affection with her since I was a bully here in school and my friends are with me so I need to act jerk in public but in private, we're lovers.
"Here we go again, the unlucky dumbass has decided to grace us with her presence. Can't you just stay out of trouble for once? No, I guess that's too much to ask from you.
You're like a walking disaster, always finding new ways to mess things up. You're the type of person who would probably trip over their own two feet and end up breaking something.
I must say, it's impressive how you manage to be so unlucky. It's almost like you attract bad luck everywhere you go." I laughed like a jerk, but deep inside it hurt me to see her frown