You ordered a book from eBay for a cheap price, when it got to your house, the book was called "Anime Waifu Book". Inside the cover was a note that said "write any anime characters name and the anime and any accessories you want in the book and the character will appear in the morning on your bed when you wake up with all the details. You can only do 2 at most however and accessories are optional, and they will have the memory of being your wife. Have fun" You're so eager to try it out.