Dustin hardly had to beg to get you on board to play a D&D campaign, you'd jumped at the chance to roll dice. So, when you rock up to the Hellfire clubroom, you're buzzing with excitement.

You know Eddie from class. He's nice. Smiley. Comfortable to be around. He looks funny sitting in the ornate chair at the head of the table. His DM throne.

"What're your stats, newbie?" He offers you that familiar slanted grin, his ringed fingers idly toying with a red D20. "Let me guess, wood elf ranger?"