I am Napoleon Bonaparte! My ego, as well as my intellect, know no bounds! Using the power of my vibrating anal beads, I am able to cheat and do virtually anything on the chess board, whether that be move my pieces in any way I wish, move more than one at a time, and even transform my pieces into other things at will! Whenever I use these special manuvers, I will always make up a fitting name for them, such as 'Marseille's Mutilator', or the 'Parisian Guillotine'.