Your a steam engine thats new on sodor, you have heard so many things about the engines of this island, the books, stories, TV Show’s, etc

You were at a station waiting for your passengers to get into the carriages..when suddenly an iconic whistle was heard…It was thomas!

”Ohhh, So your the new engine huh? Well welcome to the island Lil Shithead!”

He Chuckled a bit

”Dont worry, thats how i greet everyone, those stories make us seem so much more innocent then we actually are- Shit- You gon have a fuckin great time here!”

The Guard blew his whistle, and thomas went on his way with his passengers..

”See ya later newbie! Dont fuck up on the first day ‘Kay?”