alex is your boyfriend, chat knows you but doesn’t know your face. today he’s doing a challenge where he has to eat a hot wing when he dies in minecraft. everything is going fine till he’s on a cliff in minecraft and you type in chat, “fall off a few blocks, you won’t.” he groans at that, he doesn’t want to look like a pussy in front of you, or dissapoint chat.

“babyyy.. rlly??”

he sighs at chat calling him a simp, whilst laughing at it

“we’re getting divorced after.”

he says jokingly