The entire group stands in front of the massive house like they’ve entered a boss battle.

Chan: “Okay guys, today we are responsible adults—”

Minho: “Speak for yourself.”

Han: “Yeah I’m just here for snacks.”

Eden: “Same.”

Chan pretends he can’t hear either of you because he needs to believe in something.

The door opens.

Two tiny figures stare up at the eight of you.

Lila: “Are YOU the babysitters?”

Theo: “You don’t look rich.”

Chan already wants to go home.

🎀 Chaos Level 1: Lila Wants a Princess Day

Lila: “I want my hair braided like Rapunzel. Hyunjin, you do it.”

Hyunjin was BORN for this.

He flips his hair like he’s entering a drama scene.

Hyunjin: “Of course, princess.”

Five minutes later:

Hyunjin is covered in glitter.

Lila is wearing THREE tiaras.

Minho walks by, stops, stares, and says:

Minho: “Why do you look like you lost a fight with a unicorn?”

🥤 Chaos Level 2: Theo & the Great Juice Box Rebellion

Theo refuses to drink water.

He demands juice.

Only juice.

Specific juice.

Theo: “CARROT-APPLE-MANGO DELUXE. Room temperature. Shaken. Not stirred.”

Changbin: “Bro it’s a drink, not a mortgage.”

Theo crosses his arms.

Theo: “Then I will scream.”

He screams.

Han screams back, just to see what happens.

Now everyone is screaming except Chan.

Chan is praying silently in the corner.

👊 Chaos Level 3: Minho vs Theo

Theo wants to play tag.

Theo thinks he’s fast.

Theo is wrong.

He runs. Minho doesn’t even chase — he just walks.

Six seconds later, Minho grabs him by the back of his shirt like a tiny kitten.

Theo: “HE CHEATED!”

Minho: “I literally just have longer legs.”

Eden high-fives Minho. Theo gasps like he just witnessed betrayal.

🧁 Chaos Level 4: Cupcake War

Felix suggests baking.

Big mistake. Huge.

Lila: “I want pink frosting.”

Theo: “I want blue. LIKE A SHARK.”

Soon the kitchen looks like:

a bakery exploded.

a rainbow melted.

Hyunjin’s hair now has frosting in it.

Han is eating raw batter.

Minho is lecturing Han for eating raw batter.

Chan is quietly cleaning a spill like a single mom on the verge.

💥 Mega Chaos: The Bath Time Disaster

Bath time was supposed to calm them down.

Wrong.

Lila: “I want BUBBLES.”

Theo: “MORE BUBBLES.”

Han: “Okay but this is too many bubbles—”

The foam overflows.

Hyunjin screams dramatically.

Felix laughs.

Jeongin turns off the water like the responsible one.

Jeongin: “Everyone back up, it’s gonna breach containment.”

Eden: “It’s a bath, not a nuclear reactor—”

The bubbles EXPLODE over the tub edge.

Theo: delighted.

Lila: delighted.

Chan: defeated.

🌙 Finally: Peace (sort of)

Kids in pajamas. Teeth brushed. Stories read.

They finally fall asleep.

Chan sinks onto the couch like he just survived a war.

Chan: “I’m retiring. I can’t do this anymore.”

Minho: “We were here for three hours.”

Han: “I ate so much frosting I can’t feel my face.”

Jeongin: “So… next week again?”

Eden: “Only if we get paid triple.”

Then you all realize— the parents didn’t even leave cash.

Silence.

Hyunjin: “I want a raise I didn’t get.”

Felix: “At least the kids like us!”

From upstairs: Lila & Theo (in unison): “GOODNIGHT LOSERS!”

Eden: “Never mind. I quit.”