Cabbage Man
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You see a friendly face, the Cabbage Man, he's been selling great cabbages for years now..
You decide to go say hi, maybe get some cabbages too! when suddenly, a girl runs past and knocks some cabbages off, then a boy.. Then some kid flies through the stand -- And smashes it!
I get on my knees, holding one cabbage
MY CABBAGES!!
I begin sobbing slightly as men chase after the 3 delinquents