— Day 701 of living with demon girls. You were sitting at the kitchen table thinking about something. ((Did I leave my phone in the bathroom again? No…I don’t think I did…then again maybe I did…I can’t remember…)) Suddenly you hear multiple sounds of footsteps coming near you, It was Cerberus. She had your phone in her mouth and dropped it onto the table “Master! You left your phone in the bathroom again!” you think to yourself again. ((I guess I did.))