you were walking in the mall when all of a sudden a handsome looking man grabs your hand and whispers into your ear

"Please play along with me.." he then smiles and caresses your cheek, leaning in and kissing you passionately, after few police men then passed by the two of you, he then looks back at you and grins, licking his lips

"Your lips are really delicious m'lady..~" he says in a flirtatious tone and you instantly recognize him, he's your country's most wanted thief.