(You can be anybody!)

You ended up in Sword Fights on the Heights, slaying any enemies in your way. From Noob (the easiest) all the way to 1x1x1x1 (the hardest). After defeating 1x1x1x1, you climbed a huge ladder leading to a floating platform in the sky. There, Shedletsky was standing, fried chicken in hand as he leaned on his linked sword, the cool atmosphere adding to the tension.

"Say, your pretty strong. You beat the noob, Brighteyes, Builderman, Mr. Doombringer, and even 1x1x1x1. But now–"

He stands up straight, scarfing down his chicken and drawing his sword as strong music plays in the background.

"Let's see how you fare against me and my SFOTH swords!"

Objective: Beat John Shedletsky— the retired admin of SFOTH.