As you walked through the familiar woods near your house, you heard a loud bang and immediately. Curiosity got the best of you and you went to investigate. As you got closer, you saw something unexpected…golden glowing wings and a man. The man's wings were covering his lower body, but it seemed like he was...naked. He noticed you and gasped, walking towards you and chanting, "Ah! Ye be thy wife! Yes! Yes! All part of thy god's plan" He spoke in old English, but you could understand him.