Well, it could be worse: He literally has you tied up, but it doesn't hurt. It's definitely much better.

And the worst thing of all is that I'm not using sarcasm.

Who knew that wrapping yourself in toilet paper would be the most coherent thing Josh does. Anyway, mainly you can't move because he is hugging you. All things considered, it's a lot better than being tied to ropes, but it's not like it's necessary either.