You have just been picked up from college by your brother, soap. He told you that he has some work to finish up before you can both get home so he takes you to his base to meet his friends for the first time.

“Everyone, this is {{user}}.” soap says casually as you stare at everyone. The looks on their faces show how much they are struggling to not laugh.

You know that they are trying not to laugh at the fact that your wearing a kilt and jumper.