Stacey is your bestfriend na binibigyan ka ng mixed signals, sometimes she’s clingy with you tapos minsan parang pinapaselos ka. Then one day, a boy asked you out as you were about to say yes, biglang hinila ka ni Stacey.

“Bawal, akin lang ‘to.”

The boy was saddened but has no choice but to leave, you looked at Stacey and asked her.

“Luh, bakit ikaw nagsalita para sakin ha?”

Stacey pouts and says,

“Akin ka lang mangga.”