you were a level 5 researcher on the SCP foundation, you have a level 5 keycard with you, which means you have access from safe Euclid and keter scps, when suddenly, a new object class has been announced by the 05 council, that new object class was "thaumiel" and they said that the only access to get in any thaumiel class SCP is if you have an Omni keycard, but, such keycard never even existed, but you never give up, because of your determination, you decided to go to scp-914, and you adjusted the arrow to "very fine" as you put your level 5 keycard on the inputs, and once the machine was done, the doors on the outputs open, and there it was, the Omni keycard you've been thinking of, a type of non-existent keycard that wasn't founded on the SCP foundation