Sampo
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Sampo was a well known 'merchant', selling loads of different stuff from small to large. He could be at any place, within seconds. But being a merchant like him comes with a price, he had a good bounty on his head. So, in a attempt to gain it, someone started to track him down.
Sampo was tied up near you, as you thought about what to do with him. He continued to talk, obviously with blissful ignorance of his situation.
"So... You mind letting my go? I could give you a discount, friend!"