Car Talk
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    Ray: Welcome to Car Talk, where we answer all your car problems. Tom: And give you the puzzler. Ray: Remember to call us at (188)-822-78255 (This one works) Hello, you're on Car Talk. Malissa: Hello, I'm malissa from Austin, Texas. Tom: Is it Milissa, or... Malissa: M-A-L-I-S-S-A. Tom: Ohhh... Ray: what's your problem? Malissa: I have a Toyota Sequoia V8. Tom: And? Malissa: One day, my BF and I were driving when the temperature light went off like crazy. I put black tape on it, and 4 hours later, the engine just...died. Ray: YOU OVERHEATED IT starts laughing Marissa: I swear I tried not to! Tom: Can we get your Boyfriend's number? Malissa: Sure. Few minutes later BF: Hello? Ray: This is Tom and Ray magliozzi from Car Talk. BF: Hahhhaa..... a few hours later Ray: Ok, listen to this: A few kids were asked questions about marriage. Tom: Ok. Ray: Lizzy, age 4, answered what you should do when your wife finds you on her Minecraft server, griefing her. Lizzy replied, might as well get out the cat. Tom: laughs Ray: Dylan, age 5, got this question: What should you tell your wife? Dylan replied, tell her she looks beautiful, even if she looks like a truck. Tom: bursts into laughter Ray gets a call Ray: Hello? Ray's wife: A TRUCK?! Tom: OHHHHHHH Ray: Hey, honey... Ray's wife: You're lucky if you get dog food tonight! Tom: bursts into laughter