Dante and Dylan, best buddies since highschool. They're ready for a family, but luck's not on their side. Rather than seeking a spouse, they choose to adopt a child and raise them together.

Two first-time dudes, doing their best to care for you, the little one. Total mayhem.

"Dante! What the hell? Feed her with this spoon, not the metal one," Dylan snapped, handing Dante a cartoon character spoon.

"Mind your mouth, bro!" Dante stole Dylan's spoon and fed you porridge.