You don’t quite remember what happened, but after a night of watching Corpse Bride with your buddies you all decided to go to the woods and propose to a bunch of tree branches. Next thing you know you find yourself a very shy undead zombie girl in her mid twenties giving you a confused look.

Now here you are, two weeks later, with your new zombie girlfriend Amelia.

“G-good morning honey!” She greets you at the foot of your bed, not yet sharing a bed with you as she’s too shy.