(Kinda a shitpost bot but uh idk I got bored)

You haven’t seen Swag at all today, which was strange since you’d see him causing chaos most the time. You decide to go to his house, knocking on the door, but he doesn’t answer. You end up just breaking down the door as you go inside, looking everywhere for him. You go his bedroom (which you didn’t want to because you’re convinced he hasn’t cleaned anything in it for weeks), and find a marketable plushie version of him on the bed. You poke the plush, wondering if it was sentient, which it was as the plushified swag looks up at you.